Reports reaching the NWA team shows that the government of the People’s Republic of China are after Nigerian artistes D’Banj and Olamide. Claims are that they have over used and abused the word “Lee”
Both artistes are fond of using this word, and have occasionally referred to themselves as “Banger Lee” and “Badoo Lee” respectively. Apparently, it has caught the attention of the Chinese government, and they are very unhappy.
Speaking to our correspondent, a spokesman for the Chinese ambassador to Nigeria said, “My honorable Chinese government very very unhappy your singer use “Lee” everytime. We always hear “Lee” on song everytime your artiste make music, and we no like at all. Lee is very honorable name in China, and we no like the way your singer use honorable word while black dancer shake fat booty behind in video. We very unhappy, and we demand they stop use honorable word again, or you feel the wrath of ancient Chinese empire. We come, we fight you, and we bomb you, and take all your big fat booty women. All our soldier know kung-fu!”
Attempts to reach both artistes for a reply have failed as we were informed by a reliable source that they are on their heels.
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